You don't understand how hard it is, all right? Hmm? I'm tormented everyday at school. It's like I'm being suffocated, and sure we can sit and fantasize all we want about how things are going to be different one day,… — Easy A Copy Share Image
All I could think was, 'Great, now I'm a tramp! I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my… — Easy A Copy Share Image
People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A Copy Share Image
This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. -Principal… — Easy A Copy Share Image
We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten... ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction… — Easy A Copy Share Image
I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or… — Easy A Copy Share Image
Who have you been sleeping with? You tell me right now or I will kill you! -Micah's Mom — Easy A Copy Share Image
Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than… — Easy A Copy Share Image
I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com,… — Easy A Copy Share Image
Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody! -Rhiannon — Easy A Copy Share Image