Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to… — George Burns Copy Share Image
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. — Harold Robbins Copy Share Image