Stand-up comedy is something that you have to strive to do, multiple times a night, every night, to be good. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
It used to be if you wanted to be a comedian, you used to just do sets. You'd go up three times… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
“Ye've done that afore." Raul spat. "I've done most things before. And some of them twice. And three times a night with… — Robert Lyndon Copy Share Image
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image