Time Quotes by The Covert Comic

Reality: the ultimate awkward moment.

— The Covert Comic

Go limper, play deader.

— The Covert Comic

Anything they can do to you, they can do for you; and anything they can do for you, they can do to you.

— The Covert Comic

There's a famous saying: 'If 99 percent was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day.' I did the calculation, and it's…

— The Covert Comic

To copy: is this not already to paste?

— The Covert Comic

Never compromise your principles maintain their cover at all times.

— The Covert Comic

Forget wikiHow, I need wikiWhy.

— The Covert Comic