“Did you know two out of six dollar bills have been shoved down a stripper’s G-string at one point in time?” — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“It was ridiculous that people spent so much damn time picking out a casket based on what the dead person lying in… — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“I’d like to say I deserve you, but the truth is I don’t and never will. You deserve a prince, and you’re not going… — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“Did you know two out of six dollar bills have been shoved down a stripper’s G-string at one point in time?” — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“If I had to watch her kiss another guy, I wouldn't be responsible for my reactions. I couldn't have her, but I didn't want… — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“It was ridiculous that people spent so much damn time picking out a casket based on what the dead person lying in it would… — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“I'd curl up with a good romance book with my current book boyfriend and pretend the real world didn't exist for a little while.” — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“I'm here, watching you hate me, and I'm not going anywhere. It's my turn to have the broken heart. I can handle that. But… — Jen McLaughlin Copy Share Image
