By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite and undying. Make a note… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Upton Sinclair is his own King Charles' head. He cannot keep himself out of his writings, try though he may; or, by… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Travel, trouble, music, art, a kiss, a frock, a rhyme -- I never said they feed my heart, but still they pass… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
There are times when images blow to fluff, and comparisons stiffen and shrivel. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Emily Post's Etiquette is out again, this time in a new and an enlarged edition, and so the question of what to… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think Ill give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
