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Threesomes Quotes

10 quotes from 10 authors

Threesomes spark a mix of daring humor and raw honesty, and these ten snippets lay it all out. From skydiving analogies to romantic longing, the voices vary yet share a common curiosity about shared pleasure. Readers interested in broader sexuality or relationship dynamics may also like the intimacy and polyamory sections.

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Im a f-ckin walkin paradox, no Im not. Threesomes with a fuckin triceratops, Reptar Rappin as Im mockin deaf rock stars.

Tyler The Creator

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Threesomes are a lot like skydiving. They aren't for everybody, but anyone doing it has a really good time.

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“Can you find beauty in darkness, Eve?" Danny asked. She nodded. "Yes." "Then look for it," he said softly.”

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“I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.”

Jordan Castillo Price

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When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking…

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Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there.…

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“Threesomes call us to confront jealousy, insecurity, fear of rejection, and a host of of other dark seeds inside ourselves. Three-ways can…

Victoria Vantoch

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“Threesomes." Logan stated flatly. Luke damn near choked and he hadn't even taken a drink. "Threesomes?" "Yes. Let's toast to threesomes. May…

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“PICTURE A CREAM-COLORED couch. Now visualize one brooding dark-haired sex machine (I’m assuming, but I have a strong feeling about this) sitting…

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