I'm the most awkward person in the world, but onstage, I'm completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not care. — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up when I was 16, my junior year in high school. My two friends and I would sit at home watching… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn't matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes - I try… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
There have been a couple of times when kids that weren't nice to me in high school are like, 'Hey, man!' And I'm just… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already am, but… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I don't let a lot of people know about my dad dying on 9/11. It's not a way to introduce yourself. So I never… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I don't like going out. I'm more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don't like leaving; I don't like… — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day, or else I will lose my mind. — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I just really want to do stand-up and act in stuff that I like. And do stuff that makes me really happy. — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
It's not good to be lit all the time and have no clear-headed thoughts. — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
I get nervous all the time. The only time I'm not nervous is onstage, which is weird. — Pete Davidson Copy Share Image
