A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When a party can't think of anything else they always fall back on Lower Taxes. It has a magic sound to a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The good people of Dakota offered to give Calvin Coolidge a farm if he would live on it. I wouldn't advise you… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Say, this new home building idea of President Hoover's sounds good. They are working out a lot of beneficial things. The only… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics are receiving a lot of attention because we have nothing else to interest us. No nation in the history of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Millions and millions of people don't pay an income tax, because they don't earn enough to pay on one, but you pay… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We Americans think we are pretty good! We want to build a house, we cut down some trees. We want to build… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share
