“...we've already had one horrible thing happen today, which means that if you think about it the odds of anything else horrible happening again in the next few hours should now be quite low.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then...” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“We're going to have ourselves one hell of a Ruckus," said Smokey with a grin that went quite beyond the boundaries of mischief and… — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“I haven't been so sure of anything since the time Mum asked me if I absolutely, definitely, certainly thought it was a good idea… — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“...we've already had one horrible thing happen today, which means that if you think about it the odds of anything else horrible happening again… — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image