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There's only one thing you can do in bankruptcy: break your word, break your deals. It allows you to say to the… — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
I'm better when I'm busy. I am happier. I am a bit useless when I'm not busy. I start thinking too much,… — Richard Coyle Copy Share Image
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