Oh wow, you know what's wrong with all these families on TV? All these kids say stuff no kid would say. Stuff grown-ups want them to say. Man, I'd make a really realistic family. Where kids get spankings. On TV… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
If an alien race lands on the planet Earth tomorrow and asks me to prove I'm really here, what do I do? What do I give them? What do I tell them? What do I show them? I can't sing… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
Oh wow, you know what's wrong with all these families on TV? All these kids say stuff no kid would say. Stuff grown-ups want… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
I did a radio interview for a station in Connecticut or something, and it was the worst interview ever. It was all yes and… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
Most of the offers I get from Hollywood are for teen comedies. My manager thinks I'm crazy for turning down all that money, but… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
I did 14 movies in six years, I had a cartoon TV show, and I don't want to do that again. I just want… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
After seeing 'Big,' I wanted an elevator that opened directly into my apartment, just like Tom Hanks did. — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
It's like, I don't think you understand, Michael Jackson's bedroom is two stories and it has, like, three bathrooms and this and that. So,… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
He was so excited. He cut out pictures of these landscapes and neighborhoods and kind of really tried to give you a feel of… — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
I'd made enough made money by the time I was 12 to never work again, so it's not about a big pay check with me. — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
If I find cool, open-minded people, want to do unique one-of-a-kind kind of project, I'll do it as long as I can. — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
Once you realize that you can do anything...you're free. You can fly. Nobody can touch you...nobody. Mark...don't be afraid to fly. — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
It drives me crazy when your parents try to read your mind. It's even worse when they try to read your mail. — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
