She's not really a 'slow texter', she's just texting other niggas, so be patient and wait your turn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I texted this guy and I said it was his ex girlfriend even though I never dated him. He won't really talk… — Cowgirl_Haley Copy Share Image
Don't wait for the text of someone who doesn't really want to text you. because the more you wait , the more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think in a lot of romantic comedies it ends with a kiss, and I feel like in modern day relationships, and… — Elizabeth Meriwether Copy Share Image
There's a lot of phones; but I'm out of that field. They make me feel like a prisoner of war; there's not… — Padgett Powell Copy Share Image
“Hold still, Meg, you’re dripping blood on my car seats.” I reached behind the passenger seat of Tennyson’s car looking for the… — Laura Anderson Kurk Copy Share Image
“You know when you send a text message to someone and you don't get a response right away, you feel depressed? You… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
“Clearly in textbook terms, the gentleman should text the lady first after intercourse, but perhaps the whole socio-etiquettical system breaks down when… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“My phone buzzed in the center console again. "What's happening with this thing?" Dad grabbed it. "Dad, really?" I didn't want him… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
Riding my motorcycle around L.A. is like my own video game. But unlike many folks at the wheel, I am occupied with… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
Millennials regularly draw ire for their cell phone usage. They're mobile natives, having come of age when landlines were well on their… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot. — Mike Copy Share Image
Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I like texting as much as the next kidult - and embrace it as yet more evidence, along with email, that we… — Will Self Copy Share Image
That moment at night when you're sleepy but you don't want to end the fun text conversation with your friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“1. You left a multipack of Mars Bars on top of your wardrobe. Can I have one? Dad x 2. I had… — Holly Smale Copy Share Image
Perk, from the minute you got here... I hated you before you got here... But the moment you got here, man, you… — Kevin Durant Copy Share Image
I think when you're starting up a situation, it's really fun texting or BBMing or whatever. — Carly Pope Copy Share Image
You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
“Texting is a sex toy: pleasurable but a substitute for the real thing. Love has a face. Video chatting is good, but… — Chila Woychik Copy Share Image
Oh Great,you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
