People who want to be a star get their teeth capped. People who want to be an actor get to work. — Gary Ross Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you had something in between your teeth, but none of your friends told you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An old paleontological in joke proclaims that mammalian evolution is a tale told by teeth mating to produce slightly altered descendant teeth. — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
My new year's resolution: Never be afraid to be kicked in the teeth. Let the blood and the bruises define your legacy. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
It becomes no man to nurse despair, but, in the teeth of clenched antagonisms, to follow up the worthiest till he die. — Alfred the Great Copy Share Image
Be circumspect how you offend schollers, for knowe, a serpent tooth bites not so ill, as dooth a schollers angrie quill. — John Florio Copy Share Image
When I was starting out and had to cut my teeth and build my resume to get in, I had to basically… — Dana Brunetti Copy Share Image
If to be great means to be good, then Denis Diderot was a little man. But if to be great means to… — Evelyn Beatrice Hall Copy Share Image
I spent a part of ...1923 with...Dr. W.W. Keen...In the ..Civil War…he was a surgeon...and had seen many men die from suppuration… — Paul Douglas Copy Share Image
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
While you remain at home your hair is at the hairdresser's; you take out your teeth at night and sleep tucked away… — Martial Copy Share Image
A philosophy professor at my college, whose baby became enamored of the portrait of David Hume on a Penguin paperback, had the… — Anne Fadiman Copy Share Image
See it was like this when we waltz into this place. A couple of papish cats is doing an Aztec two-step And… — Lawrence Ferlinghetti Copy Share Image
The beloved's innocence brutalizes the lover. As the singing of a mad person behind you on the train enrages you, its beautiful… — Anne Carson Copy Share Image
Eighty years old! No eyes left, no ears, no teeth, no legs, no wind! And when all is said and done, how… — Paul Claudel Copy Share Image
I would not knock old fellows in the dust But there lay Captain Carpenter on his back His weapons were the old… — John Crowe Ransom Copy Share Image
Normally, we are happy to find a fragment of jaw, a few isolated teeth, a bit of an arm, a bit of… — Donald Johanson Copy Share Image
There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own… — Henry Boyd Copy Share Image
Success comes to the man who grits his teeth, squares his jaw and says, "There is a way for me and, by… — Cliff Sloan Copy Share Image
Eileen Ford wanted me to fix my nose and my teeth. I said, Sure, great, but I really had no intention to. — Lauren Hutton Copy Share Image
When I get up in the morning I brush my teeth and go about my business, and if I am going anywhere… — Elliott Erwitt Copy Share Image
“If the witches wanted a beast, she’d give them teeth and claws. She just hoped that they were ready to bleed for… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When I first went on Britain's Got Talent I was famous for my cheap suit, my wonky teeth and the fact that… — Paul Potts Copy Share Image
What valor were it, when a cur doth grin, for one to thrust his hand between his teeth, when he might spurn… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Rod Stewart, Elton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose & Teeth after the three of us.… — Freddie Mercury Copy Share Image
I'm a writer. Now I've started to be on television. I have a big mouth. And I have good TV teeth, they… — Steven Cojocaru Copy Share Image
Mr. Vandemar showed them his teeth, demonstrating his sunny and delightful disposition. It was unquestionably the most horrible thing Richard had ever… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
George Eliot has the heart of Sappho; but the face, with the long proboscis, the protruding teeth of the Apocalyptic horse, betrayed… — George Meredith Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It must have been the lack of nutrients that gave my father his temper. He is not a sweet man despite a… — Nigel Slater Copy Share Image
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide open spaces surrounded by teeth. — Charles Luckman Copy Share Image
In a world which is armed to its teeth with nuclear weapons, every quarrel or difference of opinion may lead to violence… — Herman Kahn Copy Share Image
Only a sheep with lion's heart can attack wolf, not the sheep with lion's teeth or with lion's claw! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
