People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I mean I know it's cold out here and not everybody has a sleeping bag. But when you grit your teeth and… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I did karate for about three years. When I was going into Miss Texas, my mom said, 'Let's not do karate this… — Sarah Shahi Copy Share Image
“A well-made turtleneck sweater will keep you warm, cozy, and protected from the cold. Your gums do the same thing for your… — Nadine Artemis Copy Share Image
There is a remedy for everything but death; who, in spite of our teeth, will take us in his clutches. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Science was something that really caught my attention. It was something I really could sink my teeth into. — Michael P. Anderson Copy Share Image
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Why else is politics the perfect refuge for every liar, cheat, and self-serving toad that was ever born? All you need is… — Stuart Hill Copy Share Image
All I want is' - and he uttered the final words through clenched teeth and with a sort of shame - 'to… — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
People were like, "Oh maybe we can change your teeth" and I thought that was going a bit far. You have to… — Lara Stone Copy Share Image
I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
The skin of the coward changes color all the time, he can't get a grip on himself, he can't sit still, he… — Homer Copy Share Image
You have to make an effort to be in an unprotected environment because everyone thinks you're a completely incapable idiot who couldn't… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she… — Priscilla Presley Copy Share Image
My father actually moved out from Chicago just so he could play tennis 365 days a year, so it was - it… — Andre Agassi Copy Share Image
Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Come work for me, and I’ll tell you.” My eyes went to his. “You are a thief, a cheat, a murderer, and… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
... semantics ... is a sober and modest discipline which has no pretensions of being a universal patent-medicine for all the ills… — Alfred Tarski Copy Share Image
Oh! that look of love!" continued he, between his teeth, as he bolted himself into his own private room. "And that cursed… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
The potential beauty of human life is constantly made ugly by man's ever recurring song of retaliation. The oceans of history are… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
What makes a great endurance athlete is the ability to absorb potenial embarrassment, and to suffer without complaint. I was discovering that… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
We shall not attempt to give the reader an idea of that tetrahedron nose-that horse-shoe mouth-that small left eye over-shadowed by a… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
Some devout Christians are among the most fervent advocates of the death penalty, contradicting Jesus Christ and justifying their belief on an… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
Why are the architects of the family-values agenda so eager to punish into the next generation? What is being served by seeking,… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush…Him I could… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
“The trick to not growing old is to: Stay curious. Keep your teeth. Stay hopeful. Do everything gracefully, yet kick when you… — Carew Papritz Copy Share Image
You just sort of let them go for a while, but it was time to have something done to my teeth. I'm… — Faye Dunaway Copy Share Image
Robert Redford ... has turned almost alarmingly blond-he's gone past platinum, he must be into plutonium; his hair is coordinated with his teeth. — Pauline Kael Copy Share Image
One didn't issue instructions to comets. Grown children did what they had to do, and parents could only grit their teeth and… — Lisa Alther Copy Share Image
I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me. — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
Ladies: Anne Hathaway is a feminist and she has amazing teeth. Let's save our bad attitudes for the ones who aren't advancing… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that I lost my teeth and when I woke up they were all still in my mouth, thank… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
Age enlarges and enriches the powers of some musical instruments - notably those of the violin - but it seems to set… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I thought the tooth fairy was a very creepy concept as a kid. "Put your tooth under the pillow." I was like… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
Politicians study hard and work diligently their entire lives to be able to stand in front of a national audience and lie… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking.… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I actually enjoy writing longer books because you have even more to get your storytelling teeth into. — Stephen Cole Copy Share Image
I got a couple of front teeth knocked out during a football match when I was hit by a flying elbow. — James Cosmo Copy Share Image
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