My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop. — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for 'Watch With Mother' on TV. — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals. — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
I don't like awards ceremonies. I'd sooner go to the pub with mates I've known for years. — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
I've frequently been asked over the years who Lily Savage was based on and I've always answered that it was no one in particular… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
I don't want to sound like Catherine Cookson but I've worked since I was eight, with a paper round and in a fruit and… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
Mum and Dad died of heart problems, my grandparents died of it, my sister has had mini strokes, my brother has had a heart… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
