I'll put the time into getting a real tan when you put the time into giving me a real orgasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Sorry you've reached an age where getting a tan is more life-threatening than awesome. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I've sat outside, not to tan, but as a result of that I ended up tanning slightly. — Julian Casablancas Copy Share Image
I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax… — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Never suntan! Ten minutes in the sun on a daily basis is good to get vitamin D, but sun tanning is terrible… — Eiza Gonzalez Copy Share Image
I don't use sunscreen because my lifestyle makes it far more likely my liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before my skin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty pale. In high school I was insecure and thought it'd be cool to go to a tanning bed. Now I… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
They built these little tanning booths for Brooke and I to do nothing but lay down and tan all over. — Christopher Atkins Copy Share Image
But it's daylight," she said at last. "Vampires can't go out in the sun, everyone knows that!" Bones chuckled. "Right And we… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one- I mean a downright bumpkin dandy- a fellow that, in the dog-days of… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
“He had the kind of real deep tan that rich people spent ages trying to achieve with expensive holidays and bits of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I went through a period when I was about 19 where I'd go tanning with my boyfriend in tanning beds. Yes, this… — Brittany Snow Copy Share Image
Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time. That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini,… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Guys may feel spray tanning is taboo and think it's a girl thing, but you look better with it, so why wouldn't… — Nina Agdal Copy Share Image
My five-year-old daughter could do that and she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. -Bren MacGuff — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
“I tried tanning, but somehow only turned a beautiful shade of lobster-red before my skin puckered, peeled off, and revealed a lovely,… — Lacey Weatherford Copy Share Image
I support the health care bill's 10% tanning bed tax as long as I'm not the one who has to tell the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a fine line between tanning and looking a like a bag of doritos raped you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
