“He had decided that if he ever returned to his old job he would create a special level of hell, an enormous inescapable shop of attractive but useless and overpriced items that the damned would wander for eternity in the… — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“because Granny used a secret ingredient in all her cooking and that secret ingredient was lard.” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“Decapitated. His genitals scooped out like, like…” “The worst Ben and Jerry’s flavour ever,” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“Mystical site thingy. You’re meant to wash an item of clothing in the well, hang it from the trees and it’ll cure whatever ails… — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“He had decided that if he ever returned to his old job he would create a special level of hell, an enormous inescapable shop… — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“Mr Bark!” she called again. “We’d like to talk about your fish porn collection.” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
“Morag read the thick gothic script on his upper arm "Carpe diem" "The thinking man's YOLO" he said” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
