I wash my hair once a week. You can do that. I swear. My sister-in-law and all of my friends were like,… — Joyce Giraud Copy Share Image
I don't want to beg or promise you things I can't give you. There isn't much of me to give, but what… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
By innocence I swear, and by my youth, I have one heart, one bosom, and one truth, And that no woman has,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
You men do not understand the delights of a glance, of a pressure of the hand... but as for me, I swear… — Mikhail Lermontov Copy Share Image
Observe this, that tho a woman swear, forswear, lie, dissemble, back-bite, be proud, vain, malicious, anything, if she secures the main chance,… — George Farquhar Copy Share Image
GUESS WHERE I AM. CLUE? she texted back SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? U HAVE 2 ASK? I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Go with your love to the fields. Lie down in the shade. Rest your head in her lap. Swear allegiance to what… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
Microsoft unleashed something called Bob, a program that's supposed to make Windows easier to use. Until a Bob helper is born, you… — Josh Quittner Copy Share Image
Your eyes have turned as black as a Crow’s,” she blurted out. He didn’t even blink over her bizarre comment. “Not this… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
When a gentlemen is disposed to swear, it is not for any standers-by to curtail his oaths. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Do I shout, belittle or swear? No. I have sufficient confidence within myself to control my environment just by my presence, just… — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
Well I've been calling myself Scarlet Pattinson for several weeks. Have you seen Robert Pattinson? Hottest. Man. Ever. And no, I don't… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
You set us up!” “No! I swear—” Her face fell. “Mel. Mel must’ve told him.” “Right,” I grumbled. “Blame Mel. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Real destiny takes everything—the last drop of blood, and strip out your veins to be sure—and gives it back doubled. Quadrupled. A… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The most striking thing about highly effective leaders is how little they have in common. What one swears by, another warns against.… — Larry Osborne Copy Share Image
As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window. — Buster Keaton Copy Share Image
I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Russell Crowe is normally an actor who disappears so far into his characters you'd swear his DNA has been altered. — David Edelstein Copy Share Image
I swear... to hold my teacher in this art equal to my own parents; to make him partner in my livelihood; when… — Hippocrates Copy Share Image
