Had my first son this morning... well, actually, my wife had him. I just caught him. Wo. Heart expanding way faster than… — James Van Der Beek Copy Share Image
I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If you have written really well, people will swear that it happened to you. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I actually had to get two fillings. Yeah, I swear. My teeth had been bugging me because I had been eating so… — Tisha Venturini Copy Share Image
Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance. — Friedrich Schiller Copy Share Image
She hugs me. It's tentative at first, a little scared, and yes, a little repulsed, but then she melts into it. She… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
If you fail me, I'll kill you. I swear it, Keenan. If you fail me, I'll rip your heart out with my… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
It was illegal for black people and white people to play checkers together in Birmingham. And there were even black and white… — Isabel Wilkerson Copy Share Image
I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
Never in her life – she could swear it from the bottom of her soul – had she ever intended to do… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
This blacklisting is going to collapse because it is rotten, immoral and illegal. I am one day going to be working openly… — Dalton Trumbo Copy Share Image
I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation -… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Okay," I said, clasping her hand. "I swear it. The next time I do something stupid that might get me killed, you… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I love that man better who swears a stream as long as my arm yet deals justice to his neighbors and mercifully… — Joseph Smith, Jr Copy Share Image
You may batter your way through the thick of the fray, You may sweat, you may swear, you may grunt; You may… — Edmund Vance Cooke Copy Share Image
Daily dawns another day; I must up, to make my way. Though I dress and drink and eat, Move my fingers and… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
The UFO was bouncing around the 747. It was a huge ball with lights running around it... Well, I've been involved in… — John Callaghan Copy Share Image
Woody Pines is the best band I ever heard in my life I swear. I'm their biggest fan now! — Billy Joe Shaver Copy Share Image
Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
We praise like frogs, Swear like frogs, Turn midgets into heroes, and heroes into scum: We never stop and think. — Nizar Qabbani Copy Share Image
