Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear in real life-probably too much-though I don't swear in front of my gran. We adapt to every situation. — Melanie Chisholm Copy Share Image
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The Athenians had an oath for someone who was about to become a citizen. They had to swear that 'I shall leave… — Richard Rogers Copy Share Image
People are sometimes like: "Oh man, you're so talented and you do a bunch of stuff." I'm not! I swear to god,… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
I swear, Daimons or not, if you don’t behave, Z, I’m going to send you to Antarctica and leave you there to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a… — John Mahoney Copy Share Image
I had a love affair with books, with characters and their words. Books kept me company. When the voices of the book… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
The "determinist" swears that if we knew everything we should also be able to deduce and foretell the conduct of every man… — Paul Valery Copy Share Image
And yet I am happy. Yes, happy. I swear. I swear that I am happy...What does it matter that I am a… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I swear, I didn't really go in thinking, 'I'll be the Simon Cowell' of 'Top Chef.' I was just used to being… — Toby Young Copy Share Image
I swear by now I'm playing time against my troubles I'm coming slow but speeding — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
It is hard to swear when sex is not dirty and blasphemy does not exist. — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
And you, Kibbles, had better lay off me. One more growl and I swear I’m going to geld you with a spoon.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Don't swear at your past; you couldn't existed without it! It is the only path to reach today and tomorrow! Remember that… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I've never been this wet in my life, " said Kira. "Even immersed in a bathtub I swear I was dryer than… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
Every single night, I swear, EVERY NIGHT!! EVERY NIGHT!! I DELIVER! I deliver. — Dolph Ziggler Copy Share Image
One trick I swear by: I pour a little neroli or lavender oil onto a hot towel and use it to wipe… — Courteney Cox Copy Share Image
When you swear, swear seriously and solemnly, but at the same time with a smile, for a smile is the twin sister… — Plato Copy Share Image
I don't think it's natural for two people to swear to be together for the rest of their lives. — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image