The number-one show in America on Sundays will be Celebrity Apprentice. Monday nights, The Voice will be number one. Wednesday nights, Survivor will be number one. And Friday nights, Shark Tank will be number one. It just takes some time… — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
Do I believe the execution will work out? Les Moonves said yes to Survivor based partly upon my show Eco-Challenge. He liked my way of filming outdoors. It was the first use of helicopters on a documentary with the gyro-stabilized… — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
One of the wonderful things about Portlandia - and I'm not just blowing smoke, although I can blow smoke, but I'm not - is… — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
I did a thing called 24 Hour Plays, a thing they do every year on Broadway. A bunch of playwrights and actors get together,… — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
Somebody'll be me, tomorrow or whenever. I've been doing this awhile. My time's limited. I've been doing this awhile. — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
I said [to my mom], "I want to go to the parachute regiment." She said, "Whew, that's tough. But okay, I understand." — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
For each show, we do maybe 15 versions before it goes on air. So I know every show microscopically. — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
Pro Publica distorts the relationship between organizations and their consultants, — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
If you are the leader, you don't have the right to say things like "Ugh, didn't eat this week I was so busy." "Haven't… — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
I think there's a core of real anger or misery inside every true stand-up comic. — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
One of the best compliments I ever got was "You know what I like about you? You're smart enough to be scared. So many… — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
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