Stupidity Quotes · Page 62

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

— Scott Adams

Don't let Stupid make you Stupid.

— Anonymous

Like some people just like to fucking die.....what sense does it makes

— Me

“A deceitful man will go as far as to trample all over a woman’s reputation and spirit, in order to prove to…

— Shannon L. Alder

The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.

— William Broad

We have no organ at all for knowledge, for truth: we know (or believe or imagine) precisely as much as may be…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

What do you call a person with two black eyes. the police because they might be in an abusive relationship

— She's_gone

Singing in the bathroom is interior stupidity. Outside the bathroom is exterior absurdity.

— Mohammad MUSTAFA

My plans is to FORGIVE and FORGET. Forgive myself for being stupid. And forget you ever existed.

— Anonymous

Over a third of the Newenhan population was under eighteen,which didn't make his job any easier, the hormonally challenged being terminally and…

— Dana Stabenow

Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.

— Bill Davidsen

Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.

— Remy de Gourmont

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

— Patricia Briggs

Firmness in decision is often merely a form of stupidity. It indicates an inability to think the same thing out twice.

— H. L. Mencken

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

— Vinnie Jones

The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life…

— Emanuel Sebastiao

One of the most stupid things to do is to pretend you are smart. When you pretend to be smart, you are…

— Robert Kiyosaki

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

— Scott Adams

Summer-induced stupidity. That was the diagnosis...

— Aimee Friedman

Every two years, one of the most hotly contested elections in Texas is the poll taken among members of the capitol press…

— Molly Ivins

My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.

— Dorothy Parker

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

— Voltaire

The one thing I cannot support in a woman is stupidity.

— Demis Roussos

The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.

— Dave Barry