Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Out of 3,500 students in my high school, I was the only openly professing Christian kid. Obviously there were challenges. 'Only old… — Miroslav Volf Copy Share Image
“He had not even the self-complacency that enables stupid people to accept their mediocrity with unction; he had on the contrary an… — Maugham W. Somerset (William Somerset Copy Share Image
“Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some people abuse the privilege. —JOSEPH STALIN” — Eric Grzymkowski Copy Share Image
Having a good relationship with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. Only stupid people or fools would think it… — Michael McFaul Copy Share Image
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer!... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont listen to those who are spreading your failures. They are only saying those because they are jealous of your success — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The only reason we keep stupid people around is because we need someone that can't imagine a better job than handing people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The group of stupid people collectively treats or makes an intelligent amongst them look like duffer and a fool living in a… — Anuj Copy Share Image
We often complain of the stupid people around us, but we didn't realize they help us a lot, from their stupid actions… — NO VOICE Copy Share Image
“Fish like shiny things, stupid people like shiny things, and the late Nebular Romular Ichibar IV liked shiny things. He burned to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I've said this before: a lot of people think they're artists because they feel things deeply. You know, we're in a culture… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
“The biggest mistake we can make is to think that we've figured the whole thing out. The people I know who are… — A.J. Kazinski Copy Share Image
The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“This is stupid." "Look. You think how stupid people are most of the time. Old men drink. Women at a village fair.… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
Ghost Team approached me. They said, "Hey, it's mid-October, do you want to go shoot a movie on Long Island for three… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
“What’s Ephebe like?” said Ptraci. “I’ve never been there. Apparently it’s ruled by a Tyrant.” “I hope we don’t meet him, then”… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I've never been lonely. I've been in a room -- I've felt suicidal. I've been depressed. I've felt awful -- awful beyond… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
You know, it is hard to fight the stupid people, You got people who are saying they don't have enough when they… — Nate Copy Share Image
