Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
The conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and West - instead, it is between stupid people and other… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business -- Or two words Big Business." -- ("President"(!)) Donald Trump” — Leland Gregory Copy Share Image
Huge organizations and me don't get along. They're too inflexible, waste too much time, and have too many stupid people. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“I can’t be having stupid grandbabies. And then they’d have babies and those babies would have babies. I’d be the matriarch of… — Katie Graykowski Copy Share Image
“The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Don't argue with stupid people, they just pull you down to their level and beat you with experience.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“—Hitler said that people are not motivated by, "sound reasoning but by emotions and feelings." He must have been right for it’s… — Charles Gilbert Copy Share Image
“The enemy wasn't men, or women, or the old, or even the dead. It was just bleedin' stupid people, who came in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We have a potentially volatile situation but we sort of live with it, and we kick the ball down the field and… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“As long as there exist stupid people supporting stupid governments in their countries, people living in those countries will continue fluttering badly… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“He’ll also cut you some slack if you’re astonishingly stupid in an amusing fashion. Granny claimed that this explains why uncountable millions… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Of course, everybody makes mistakes, and we've all been young and stupid. But people need to have a sense of respect, particularly… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
“We are led by very, very stupid people,” Trump declared at a September 9 rally on Capitol Hill. But it didn’t have… — Joshua Green Copy Share Image
“Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives... I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid.… — John Stuart Mill Copy Share Image
This man, who for twenty-five years has been reading and writing about art, and in all that time has never understood anything… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Love is never any better than the lover. Wicked people love wickedly, violent people love violently, weak people love weakly, stupid people… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
We're free out here, really free for the first time. We're floating, literally. Gravity can't bow our backs or break our arches… — Fritz Leiber Copy Share Image
“Public education does not exist for the benefit of students or the benefit of their parents. It exists for the benefit of… — John Green Copy Share Image
They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If you live your life with imagination and verve, God will play along just to see what outrageously entertaining thing you'll do… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Think of the beginning of the story of the beginning of everything: Adam (without Eve and without divine guidance) names the animals.… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
We'll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Internet. Uh, sure. — Clifford Stoll Copy Share Image
“Do you know how hard it is to get stupid people to do smart things?” — Terri Anne Browning Copy Share Image
I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
A brainiac notices everything, an ignoramus comments about everything. — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
