I'm too smart for this conversation and LOL as an answer is only for stupid people and not acceptable. — Lynn Osit Copy Share Image
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Dont listen to those who are spreading your failures. They are only saying those because they are jealous of your success — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is never any better than the lover. Wicked people love wickedly, violent people love violently, weak people love weakly, stupid people… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
Most people aren't actually anti-social. They choose to be alone because they hate spending time with stupid people. — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
“Nick almost felt bad; stupid people shouldn't have to die for being stupid. But he was still at almost.” — A.J. Scudiere Copy Share Image
Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I know how stupid people can be. I've played in front of 5,000 people that bought a ticket to my concert, and… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I never heard tell of any clever man that came of entirely stupid people. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
“People with low self-confidence and self-esteem often feel nervous about antagonizing others and tend to rate others’ needs more highly than their… — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
We often complain of the stupid people around us, but we didn't realize they help us a lot, from their stupid actions… — NO VOICE Copy Share Image
“I can’t be having stupid grandbabies. And then they’d have babies and those babies would have babies. I’d be the matriarch of… — Katie Graykowski Copy Share Image
The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Many of the religious apologists out there are not stupid people, they are often brilliant. People working in the field of theology… — PZ Myers Copy Share Image
“I am not perfect, but if I looked perfect to everyone I must have been rocking imperfect perfectly to a few imperfect… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Arguing with stupid people is like killing the Mosquito on your cheek. You might or might not kill it, but you'll end… — Babloo Copy Share Image
I'm bothered by the fact that stupid people don't spontaneously combust, which they should. — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image