“Here’s what college will get you: a sad, lonely, competitive longing for unattainable goals and a deep anxiety about impending failure and finally death. Studies show you will also get herpes.” — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“Horses respond in a myriad of ways but I find, like children, if you can break them down fast to a place where they… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“Dear asshole, I want to thank you for making me miss the strawberry festival with your selfish and asinine driving. You are the worst… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“every Friday night he would set up a desk in the Tight Manhole, an Irish bar where the mine workers drank and sang songs… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“My understuff was and has been a source of great pride for me but not my greatest. If I had to guess at what… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“The poor dumb lug didn’t know what hit him. (It was a brick. I used a brick.)” — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“If I’m in a room with nunchuks you might as well forget it. It’s like putting down a plate of peanut butter cookies, I… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and here's what happening in your world tonight. — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“I will rip your balls off and sauté them in garlic butter with basil and ground pepper. I will then add a garnish of… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“Being a News Anchor is so close to being god on so many levels that you start to think like one. You start to… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“I was thrown out of every game, but not before I got my five in. I still hold the Iowa state record for most… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“I carry a picture of Buffy Sainte-Marie in my wallet and I’m not even Catholic.” — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
