“Need help washing other places?” “Yeah. I’m really dirty.” “I can’t believe you said that with a straight face.” “I can’t believe… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“We should get back,” she said softly. “It’ll be getting dark soon. And I’m tired.” Brimming with the energy of youth, Swift… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
It took me a while to affirm the fact that I'm actually a really good writer. I couldn't even call myself a… — Luvvie Ajayi Copy Share Image
What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Time flies, dreams die, people lose faith, Tryna hide behind a lie with a straight face. — Xzibit Copy Share Image
“What happened?” Violet asked Jay, when Mike went to join the girls in the kitchen, giving them a moment alone in front… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Because we’ve been lied to and lied to, and it hurts to be lied to. It’s ultimately just about that complicated: it… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“His straight face was disrupted by a smile that disappeared almost as quickly as a box of chocolates in my kitchen.” — Katherine Bayless Copy Share Image
“How about I take you to my studio? Much less dangerous. Plus, I need a model and you could sit for me."… — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
“I got a demerit, professor." There was a kind of naughty amusement in her eyes that I found myself really liking. I… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Kate makes good sausage," Jim said. Six pairs of eyes stared at me. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. Just what I needed. "Oh… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging… — Cedric The Entertainer Copy Share Image
British diplomats, constantly exposed to American political-ethical rhetoric, find their professional skills tested to the limits by the need to keep a… — Conor Cruise O'Brien Copy Share Image
“It's actually the fourth,' I say, 'if you count getting fired from CopyMax.' 'Which we do not.' Jo slit-eyes me. She scoops… — Julie Anne Peters Copy Share Image
I love straight-face comedy or relatively subtle comedy. And then I turn around and I find myself doing very broad comedy but… — Betty White Copy Share Image
I think I found it difficult though to keep a straight face when we were actually working and I wasn't supposed to… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
“In a culture that is becoming ever more story-stupid, in which a representative of the Coca-Cola company can, with a straight face,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“The image of Mac standing in front of a selection of penises, like a witness picking a criminal out of a line-up,… — Suzie Quint Copy Share Image
It was great. I got to hang out with him [Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins], and I kept a straight face for… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
No one could argue with a straight face that the couples getting married today are much happier just because their wedding celebrations… — Robert H. Frank Copy Share Image
“There’s an organic grocery store just off the highway exit. I can’t remember the last time I went shopping for food.” A… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Some of these people think the universe is five thousand years old, and they say it with a straight face. If somebody… — James Carville Copy Share Image
“A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
