“A broom that was almost never used was leaned up against the wall. He took it and started to sweep. Dust flew… — John Ajvide Lindqvist Copy Share Image
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, youll add eight to 24 years to your life. — Jack Herer Copy Share Image
Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry... I cant get back to you right now, am currently stoned out. — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
Me: All my friends are gone.. Weed: I'll be your friend, Bailey. Just smoke me and I'll make all your troubles disappear.… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a… — John Rosevear Copy Share Image
You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.… — Afroman Copy Share Image
If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're all addicts; we inhale and exhale, without air we can't live. But then, we're all different; I like to inhale C21H30O2,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Grandma...little do you know that all the money you keep giving me is being spent on weed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
