With basketball, if a guy is having an off night you still can say he's a good athlete. But with a comedian, you see them in front of the wrong audience - and they can look like complete amateurs. It's… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
