I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
The best example of how impossible it will be for Major League Baseball to crack down on steroids is the fact that… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
I'm not saying Senator Mitchell's report is entirely wrong. I am saying Brian McNamee's statements about me are wrong. Let me be… — Jim Lehrer Copy Share Image
So that there is no misunderstanding from my perspective, I will suspend any player who tests positive for an illegal steroid. There… — Bud Selig Copy Share Image
I don't know what else I can say. I have never taken steroids. For people who think I took steroids intentionally, I'm… — Rafael Palmeiro Copy Share Image
I've never given anybody steroids before. I've been checked out three times already, and I'm clean. I've been clean all my life. — Miguel Tejada Copy Share Image
In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS! — Rachel Renée Russell Copy Share Image
When you're angry, you can't fight rationally. Your body chemistry is all messed up. Your energy goes to all the wrong places.… — Frank Shamrock Copy Share Image
I was 160lbs when I started and I went up to 195lbs. There were no steroids. But it was hard work, dedication,… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.' — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Once and for all, I did not use steroids or any other illegal substance. — Mark McGwire Copy Share Image
One theme that fascinates me is cognitive enhancement. It seems only a matter of time until we live in a world where… — Ben Casnocha Copy Share Image
That's the result of the black cloud on baseball, .. Until it's rid of steroids, people are naturally going to think that. — Cal Ripken, Jr Copy Share Image
I do not take steroids. I never have. It's sad to me that people want to point fingers. I don't do that.… — Jackie Joyner-Kersee Copy Share Image
I'm not against ambition and reach, but if you can say it in four lines, why waste your time saying it in… — Michael Longley Copy Share Image
