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The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I want a state funeral with bells ringing across the land! Then I'd love the congregation to do the hokey cokey and… — Toyah Willcox Copy Share Image