“I'm sitting at the bar, rearranging the order of my jokes. I'm under the delusion that I'm having bad shows because of… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Stand-up is my favorite thing I've ever done. There's so much independence. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
If you can't be president - if you cannot stand up and represent Americans, you should not be president. — Ana Navarro Copy Share Image
So I will stand more steadfastly for the things I stand up for, like people who work for a living. I'd like… — John Murray Copy Share Image
You never know when my team is down and I might stand up and do something special. I focus on that. — Hardik Pandya Copy Share Image
Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
It's intimidating when you have to stand onstage amongst a bunch of men who are dedicated to maintaining peak musculature and athleticism,… — Ian Ziering Copy Share Image
Folks here in South Carolina want someone with a backbone, with a spine. Someone who's going to stand up for them and… — Jaime Harrison Copy Share Image
No, I never really set out to be a stand up. I wanted to be a writer of some sort. I thought… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I have Gordon Ramsay to thank for my TV career because Channel 4 spent a long time trying to find him a… — Giles Coren Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever met any single person who has been vulgar. But you know, you learn along the way that… — Imogen Poots Copy Share Image
We are ambassadors. We are leaders of our own brands, and then in life things are thrown at you, you have to… — Bubba Wallace Copy Share Image
I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
As Co-Chair of the bipartisan Congressional Uyghur Caucus, I will continue to stand up, call out, and push back against the Chinese… — Tom Suozzi Copy Share Image
I realized that I've lived half my life already, and it's time to believe in - and stand up for - myself. — Phoebe Snow Copy Share Image
There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Unlike being in a band or a play or… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I started quite young at school, compering a charity event at an old people's home. I would do stand up and impressions… — Armando Iannucci Copy Share Image
How do you play 'righteous'? Do you just kind of stand up straighter? What does that mean as an actor? You don't… — Oscar Isaac Copy Share Image
Throughout my years of public service, I've listened to the voices of the gay and lesbian community, whether through whispered confidences or… — Mark Udall Copy Share Image
I grew up really timid, anxious kid, and I never really had to stand up for myself. — Lachlan Watson Copy Share Image
Most of my life, I feel I have been Unicycling at the Edge of the Abyss! If fact, this will be the… — Jon Polito Copy Share Image
It isn't brave to stand up for gun control in a building surrounded by armed guards. It's simply elitist. — Katie Pavlich Copy Share Image
