Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May misery run away from you. May happiness come towards you. May you get everything you want, always. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roughly 1 in 6 Americans have Irish blood. I'd say it's probably safe to assume that the average Irish-American who only comes… — Scott McClellan Copy Share Image
It's such a shame, really, because we were known for our country of saints and scholars, and we grew up with such… — Katie Taylor Copy Share Image
“So you really think these all represent different holiday lands?" he asked, pulling open the door with the large bird on it.… — Mari Mancusi Copy Share Image
“Chicago honors a saint: Patrick. But unlike the San Giovanni Festival honoring John the Baptist, St. Patrick’s Day is less about the… — Kristin Rae Copy Share Image
All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick's Day if you happen to be planning my intervention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you, Good luck, blessings and happiness, for today and every day. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“February Soup by Stewart Stafford The February fog, Turns all into blobs, Orange street lights, To Valentine's Night. When the wind strays,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. — Shane Leslie Copy Share Image
Paint yourself green and search for the hidden pot of gold. It is St. Patrick's Day. Have a Happy Feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We've never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we've done has been around a holiday - Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents are both from Belfast. I have an Irish passport and a British passport, and I go back every summer and… — Stella Maxwell Copy Share Image
Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a day filled with barrels of beers, pots of gold and loads of happiness. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have a rule: Anything that can be done privately does not need to be performed publicly. It’s why I love the… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Leave all your worries behind. Smile, because life is a gift. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The harp player had just fallen off the stage and cracked his head on an Italian tourist’s pint. There was a big… — Pete McCarthy Copy Share Image
