St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May misery run away from you. May happiness come towards you. May you get everything you want, always. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your blessings outnumber the Shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go. Happy St. Patrick's Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Luck, Prosperity. Friends & Beer!!! Wishing you a Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you luck, blessings, joy and fun, for today and forever. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's day is not only about wearing green. It is about following his preachings and practicing them in real life. Have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I shall ne'er chase rainbows again, Knowing no pot o' gold awaits at the end. My Irish treasure is not there. For… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Roughly 1 in 6 Americans have Irish blood. I'd say it's probably safe to assume that the average Irish-American who only comes… — Scott McClellan Copy Share Image
“It is St Patrick's Day and here at Scranton, that is a huge deal... It is the closest that the Irish will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. May you have a great day, filled with friends, fun, smiles and beers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Got the valentine Jordan's with the easter forces, St Patrick's Day Bapes, that's my choices. — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Wishing you barrels of Beer. Wishing you pots of Gold. Wishing you all good luck. Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad it's understood that St. Patrick's Day takes precedence over your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing like, good luck or bad luck. We mold our own fortune. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every St. Patrick's Day in my hometown is such a huge thing. You know, it was like Christmas, but in green. — J. Courtney Sullivan Copy Share Image
I wish you a day filled with barrels of beers, pots of gold and loads of happiness. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We've never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we've done has been around a holiday - Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
May the leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way. And may all the Irish angels, smile upon you on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents are both from Belfast. I have an Irish passport and a British passport, and I go back every summer and… — Stella Maxwell Copy Share Image
“The harp player had just fallen off the stage and cracked his head on an Italian tourist’s pint. There was a big… — Pete McCarthy Copy Share Image
“I have a rule: Anything that can be done privately does not need to be performed publicly. It’s why I love the… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Leave all your worries behind. Smile, because life is a gift. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
