My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow. — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
If it is to your advantage, make a forward move; if not, stay where you are. — Sun Tzu Copy Share Image
“I am happy the leaves are growing large so quickly. Soon they will hide the neighbor and her screaming child.” — Lydia Davis Copy Share Image
There is a luxury in self-dispraise; And inward self-disparagement affords To meditative spleen a grateful feast. — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I'm now convinced that I'm a doctor. I mean, if someone says they have a pain, I'm like, 'Well, that's your spleen.' — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
Man, proud man, Drest in a little brief authority, Most ignorant of what he's most assured. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
Now I am just an elderly lady who is full of spleen, who humps around greater Boston in a God-awful hat, who… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
I missed him so much that I had physical sensations of loss, all over my body. Like one minute I was missing… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Read day and night, devour books—these sleeping pills—not to know but to forget! Through books you can retrace your way back to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The slaves of power mind the cause they have to serve, because their own interest is concerned; but the friends of liberty… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
There are come Critics so with Spleen diseased, They scarcely come inclining to be pleased: And sure he must have more than… — William Congreve Copy Share Image
My character, Rick Spleen, is a what-if version of me, really, where nothing did quite turn out right and everything else is… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
“It raises my spleen more than any thing, to have the pretence of being asked, of being given a choice, and at… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
A man of about fifty-four years of age, had begun, five or six months before, to be somewhat emaciated in his whole… — Giovanni Battista Morgagni Copy Share Image
Merciful heaven, Thou rather with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt Splits the unwedgeable and gnarled oak Than the soft myrtle; but man,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If there were a sympathy in choice, War, death, or sickness, did lay siege to it, Making it momentary as a sound,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
No ruler should put troops into the field merely to gratify his own spleen; no general should fight a battle simply out… — Sun Tzu Copy Share Image
And if I were to open you up - would you see anything less remarkable? Less intricately dazzling, in its squelching, spongy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Corsets do look so pretty. Once I watched it, I was like, "Well, they do look nicer than the way I do… — Kristen Connolly Copy Share Image
The pleasure of hating, like a poisonous mineral, eats into the heart of religion, and turns it to ranking spleen and bigotry;… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
If it were a rainy day, a drunken vigil, a fit of the spleen, a course of physic, sleepy Sunday, an ill… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
“The first thing they do to you when you go into New-Path," Charles Freck said, "is they cut off your pecker. As… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
“Ultimately the judge threw Moore’s suit out of court, saying he had no case. Ironically, in his decision, the judge cited the… — Rebecca Skloot Copy Share Image
Liberals claim to love gays when it allows them to vent their spleen at Republicans. But disagree with liberals and their first… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
The Bible, itself the ultimate curse, is an in-depth profile of the divine spleen. — Ruth Hurmence Green Copy Share Image
Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion must excite your languid spleen, An attachment a la Plato for a bashful young… — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
Advance our standards, set upon our foes; Our ancient word of courage, fair Saint George, Inspire us with the spleen of fiery… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Social media has created a legion of social delinquents, billions of people speaking not their minds but their spleens, venting everything from… — Steven Weber Copy Share Image
You're right, a spleen is a strange thing-we technically don't need one, but maybe spleens are kept in our bodies in case… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
One good, hearty laugh is a bombshell exploding in the right place, while spleen and discontent are a gun that kicks over… — Thomas De Witt Talmage Copy Share Image
“Must I observe you? Must I stand & crouch Under your testy humour? By the gods, You shall digest the venom of… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Odd that the brain could function on its own, without acquainting him with its purposes, its reasons. But the brain was an… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
The spleen is seldom felt where Flora reigns; The low'ring eye, the petulance, the frown, And sullen sadness, that o'ershade, distort, And… — William Cowper Copy Share Image
A wound in the friendship of young persons, as in the bark of young trees, may be so grown over as to… — William Shenstone Copy Share Image
