How am I going to spend Valentine's Day? Naked, one the floor with a bottle of Captain Morgan in my hand, screaming Adele songs to my cat?! — Alisa Lynn Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook goodnight. You can just stop talking. — Alisa Lynn Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know which armrest is yours at the movie theater. — Alisa Lynn Copy Share Image
COMPUTER: Wanna update this? ME: Sure COMPUTER: You have to restart your computer ME: Never mind — Alisa Lynn Copy Share Image
How am I going to spend Valentine's Day? Naked, one the floor with a bottle of Captain Morgan in my hand, screaming Adele songs… — Alisa Lynn Copy Share Image
Everyone has problems. Some are just better at hiding them than others. — Alisa Lynn Copy Share Image
