There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Unlike being in a band or a play or… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I'm as heterosexual as any person need be. I'm open about my relationships - or lack thereof - in my own life,… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
People only have guilty pleasures when they crowbar pleasure down their throat all the time and then they reach for the brownies.… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
