Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I sold steaks over the phone in Omaha, Nebraska. Marbling, fantastic. That's what makes a great steak; a lot of people don't… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I sold a bunch of stuff. I sold Omaha Steaks, vacation packages... the worst, though, was Time Life Books, because no one… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium - at a baseball game - which was crazy; there was, like, 60,000 people there, which… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about honesty being… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Be yourself. I had this three-week period where I wore this straw fedora. I thought it was what chicks wanted. And then it dawned… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college. — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I like the guys who wrote their own stuff and were able to perform it, like Seth Rogen. He popped off so young. When… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
