We get sufferings in life so that we become sober and listen to Krishna's message. — Radhanath Swami Copy Share Image
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Revolutions are the produce of passion, not of sober and tranquil reason. — William Godwin Copy Share Image
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
“The simpler the pose, the better; the more sober, the more beautiful.” — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
“How about a drop of something to cut the phlegm? Why don't you stay sober today? We didn't come to New York… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Tea is better than wine for it leadeth not to intoxication, neither does it cause a man to say foolish things and… — Laura C. Martin Copy Share Image
I can't stress how much my daughter is an inspiration to stay sober. When I come home and she opens those big… — A. J. McLean Copy Share Image
I was such a heavy drinker I was going to die at age 37. Not to mention the drugs. I'm glad to… — Steve Young Copy Share Image
After years of making wrong decisions in my life, in 1977 I found out that it was all right to be square,… — Martha Reeves Copy Share Image
The first time I played sober was because I just forgot to drink. 'Damn' I thought...'I'm playing better.' — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
Drunkenness is the vice of a good constitution or of a bad memory of a constitution so treacherously good that it never… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
He who without the Muse's madness in his soul comes knocking at the door of poesy and thinks that art will make… — Plato Copy Share Image
But jest apart--what virtue canst thou trace In that broad trim that hides thy sober face? Does that long-skirted drab, that over-nice… — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
My mind struggled to formulate a coherent though, any thought. I opened my mouth. "Your pajamas have Eeyore on them." "I like… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
All things are spiritual. It doesn't matter what you do or who you are or what kind of blue jeans you wear,… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Here we go again. Always a few drinks, but sometimes even sober, we play the unhappiness game; endlessly round and round. Ding… — Anne Enright Copy Share Image
I feel very blessed that at a young age I was able to navigate my battle with drug and alcohol addiction, and… — Cara Santana Copy Share Image
I think I've improved in a lot of ways because of being able to stay clean and sober. — Rob Halford Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Jackana Copy Share Image
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An atheist is but a mad, ridiculous derider of piety, but a hypocrite makes a sober jest of God and religion; he… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good. — Rogers Hornsby Copy Share Image
I was glad to be sober, but after ninety days, people weren't patting me on the back anymore, sayin', 'Good job on… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
Speculation is the romance of trade, and casts contempt upon on all its sober realities. It renders the stock-jobber a magician, and… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
When you first get sober, you feel like a superhero. You feel real emotion because you've been suppressing it forever. It's so… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Beware the deadly fumes of that insane elation Which rises from the cup of mad impiety, And go, get drunk with that… — William Rounseville Alger Copy Share Image
