Sober Quotes · Page 13

I think I've improved in a lot of ways because of being able to stay clean and sober.

— Rob Halford

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

— Jackana

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

— Winston Churchill

There's a reason why sober and so bored sound almost exactly the same

— Thegr81

Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.

— Anonymous

“In sober moments, it shamed him to think and act like he did. But he wasn't sober now.”

— Joanna Jordan

Way too cool to die young,way too young to die sober.

— Ashaba

Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

The first time I played sober was because I just forgot to drink. 'Damn' I thought...'I'm playing better.'

— James Hetfield

An atheist is but a mad, ridiculous derider of piety, but a hypocrite makes a sober jest of God and religion; he…

— Alexander Pope

I can't stress how much my daughter is an inspiration to stay sober. When I come home and she opens those big…

— A. J. McLean

“Tea is better than wine for it leadeth not to intoxication, neither does it cause a man to say foolish things and…

— Laura C. Martin

I was such a heavy drinker I was going to die at age 37. Not to mention the drugs. I'm glad to…

— Steve Young

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

— W. Somerset Maugham

I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good.

— Rogers Hornsby

I was glad to be sober, but after ninety days, people weren't patting me on the back anymore, sayin', 'Good job on…

— Chris Farley

Donald Trump's a hell of a performer, he's a hell of an entertainer. If you put him on and let him say…

— Van Jones

“They were like two recovering alcoholics, hopped up on caffeine and Twelve Step gospel, telling each other how glad they were to…

— Lev Grossman

You are now fixed at the mercy of no governor that comes to make his fortune great; you shall be governed by…

— William Penn

Coming out of my first yoga class, I was astonished that there were nothing but hot girls there. Just 55 girls, Bobby…

— Russell Simmons

To contemplation's sober eye, Such is the race of man; And they that creep, and they that fly, Shall end where they…

— Thomas Gray

Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning And lief lie down of…

— Anonymous

When I got clean and sober, it was like I was a kid again. Not to sound corny, I felt like I…

— Eminem

I have the weirdest job. The hair and makeup people were talking the other day about how weird their job is. And…

— Mary Elizabeth Ellis

“She said to me, over the phone She wanted to see other people I thought, Well then, look around. They're everywhere Said…

— Eddie Vedder

If the Bible is not the Word of God and inspired, the whole of Christendom for 1800 years has been under an…

— J. C. Ryle

He tilted his head to the side, still watching me in that same, disconcerting way. “Some things are true, drunk or sober.…

— Richelle Mead

Now came still evening on, and twilight gray Had in her sober livery all things clad; Silence accompany'd; for beast and bird,…

— John Milton

They [the Persians] are accustomed to deliberate on matters of the highest moment when warm with wine; but whatever they in this…

— Herodotus

“Getting a little sober is as unrealistic as being a little bit pregnant”

— Paul Campbell

To the sober person adventurous conduct often seems insanity.

— Aristotle

Uriah proved to be a better man drunk than David was sober.

— Johnny Hunt

It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.

— Neil Simon

I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing

— Nora Dunn

Sometimes I feel like everything is going to be OK, and other times I am sober.

— Anonymous

You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.

— Anonymous

Being sober and clear-eyed changes everything.

— Marty Stuart

What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)

— Louis Jordan

Seven years sober. I'm really grateful. It's really lovely to be present in my life.

— Colin Farrell

We get sufferings in life so that we become sober and listen to Krishna's message.

— Radhanath Swami