“A saguaro can fall for a snowman but where would they set up house?” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Finn whispered, "What has a head, thorax, and abdomen, but stands six feet tall?" "A snowman? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry? — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists. — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
“I would straight up fuck a snowman right now, she says. Just to cool down. - Miriam Black” — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
“And you couldn't make a snowman in your neighborhood because? Because you weren't there.” — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
I believe the Abominable Snowman may be real. I think there may be something in that. — David Attenborough Copy Share Image
It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowman in their basement. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in… — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I love "Frosty the Snowman." My family and I like to go on a sleigh ride with a two-horse sleigh in Aspen,… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
“...when you're hard and unyielding your words score me with lines - I hate lines - I want curves - curves are… — John Geddes Copy Share Image
“Okay, but I swear if you make me watch Frozen more than once, I will never watch with you again. Me: You… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I loved you when you opened like a lily to the heat; you see I’m just another snowman standing in the rain… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
When I was nine years old, I wrote a short story called 'How to Build a Snowman,' from which no practical snowperson-crafting… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
People often trust low-res images because they look more real. But of course they are not more real, just easier to fake.… — Errol Morris Copy Share Image
Part of the kick of making people laugh was doing something different. We were a rare breed - spotting one of us… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I grew up at the base of a mountain in Virginia, so my comfort zone is that Appalachian area, where all the… — Hilarie Burton Copy Share Image
“What do you want me to do?” he whispers into the empty air. It’s hard to know. Oh Jimmy, you were so… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The moth settled onto the curtain and sat still. It was an astonishing creature, with black and white wings patterned in geometric… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“Snow is...a beautiful reminder of life and all its quirks. It makes me pause. Think. Stay still. Even my mind takes the… — R.B. O'Brien Copy Share Image
It's easy to love the snow because at the end of every snowstorm it's as if the world has started over. There… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
“Watch out for art, Crake used to say. As soon as they start doing art, we’re in trouble. Symbolic thinking of any… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
And again it snowed, and again the sun came out. In the mornings on the way to the station Franklin counted the… — Steven Millhauser Copy Share Image
“Feathers," he says. They ask this question at least once a week. He gives the same answer. Even over such a short… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Liz looks at the tissue box, which is decorated with drawings of snowmen engaged in various holiday activities. One of the snowmen… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
“Every time the women appear, Snowman is astonished all over again. They're every known colour from the deepest black to whitest white,… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Harry sensed the onset of resignation. No, he bloody didn't! On the FBI course they had examined cases where it had taken… — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
The sun came out, And the snowman cried. His tears ran down on every side. His tears ran down Till the spot… — Margaret Hillert Copy Share Image
“The book the snowman was the best book I have ever read it had suspence durring the whole book it was AWSOME!!!” — R.L. Stine Copy Share Image
I love snow; I love building snowman. The only thing I don't like is the cold - so if we could have… — Ella Henderson Copy Share Image