Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating black licorice at the very bottom of the deepest part of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No lo entendían, pero, como tantos otros sucesos desafortunados de la vida, no por no entenderlos dejan de ser ciertos” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way that the stories go in the Snicket books is just the way stories naturally go to me. They're full of… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
With the publishing of The Basic Eight, it was often assumed that I was really immature and callow, and with the publishing… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to be keeping an eye on it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The more I protest that I'm not Lemony Snicket, and that I'm Daniel Handler instead, the more it becomes clear to the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I often can't remember which scenes are and aren't in the final product, because I saw so many different versions of the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Back in the late '90s, a writer named Daniel Handler decided that kids books were too cheerful. I mean, all the "Harry… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I'm always loath to make generalizations about what is for children and what isn't. Certainly children's literature as a genre has some… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I had written eight drafts of the Lemony Snicket' screenplay when this changing-of-the-guard thing happened, and I said to the new producers,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands." Don't be ridiculous," one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd made pretty clear to the people at Paramount and Dreamworks that, if they wanted Lemony Snicket to comment, he would be… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
In the 1970s and 1980s there was so little decent fiction for young people, but we're now in a golden age that… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I was once almost forced off the stage at a large chain bookstore that shall remain nameless, because she introduced me as… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
