“But it must’ve happened!” snapped Vimes. “I told you, I can remember it! I was there yesterday!” “Nice try, but that doesn’t mean anything anymore,” said the monk. “Trust me. Yes, it’s happened to you, but even though it has,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What about the Vimes manual, then?" snapped Vimes. "I notice you've never bothered to learn how to use me!" The demon hesitated. "Humans come with a manual?" it said. "It'd be a damn good idea!" said Vimes. "True," murmured Angua.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image