Smart Funny Quotes by Tom Bergeron

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

— Tom Bergeron

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

— Tom Bergeron

I work best when people are here to puncture me

— Tom Bergeron

Right now John's heart is running faster then a concierge from Russell Crowe.

— Tom Bergeron

I love working with smart-funny people.

— Tom Bergeron

On the show you see virtually all of our thought processes working their way out. That's the core of what's different. It takes a…

— Tom Bergeron

I tried to steer the student newspaper toward more pertinent information instead of the usual gossip and bull.

— Tom Bergeron

We're improvising a lot of this, which amazes people.

— Tom Bergeron

Treat me like a bulls-eye with pants.

— Tom Bergeron

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try…

— Tom Bergeron

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

— Tom Bergeron

I actually feel, in a lot of ways, that I'm in better shape than I was when I was 30.

— Tom Bergeron

I've got some talents that can't be legally exhibited.

— Tom Bergeron

I studied and performed and even taught mime years ago.

— Tom Bergeron

We advise you to use your calls wisely, because, you know, the White House is listening.

— Tom Bergeron