Smart Funny Quotes by Neal Brennan

If the word police want to come and get me, they can come and get me. If someone wants to blog about me, fine.…

— Neal Brennan

I can always tell the demographic that will probably recognize me - white dudes, sort of skater-y hip hop white dudes, and working class…

— Neal Brennan

I think it's naïve to think white people aren't singing along directly!

— Neal Brennan

I think I've seen every 'Bill Maher' episode.

— Neal Brennan

The biggest problem in America is most people believe poor people are poor because they are lazy.

— Neal Brennan

I don't think people understand what comedy is supposed to do. We will observe things, we will make fun of things.

— Neal Brennan

Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot."

— Neal Brennan

[Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique,…

— Neal Brennan

I generally don't read articles about myself/'Chappelle's Show,' nor do I read reviews. It's basically playing Russian Roulette. They're not all gonna be positive.

— Neal Brennan

I'm not the easiest dude to work with.

— Neal Brennan

My entryway into hip-hop was - my biggest introduction was obviously like, you know, the Def Jam, Run D.M.C., Beastie Boys, like, that conglomerate.

— Neal Brennan

You can say whatever you want, but there's going to be consequences to it.

— Neal Brennan

When you're in a friend circle, you all kind of talk the same way. And it's hard to do on-the-fly radio edits of yourself.

— Neal Brennan

I needed to be more self-determining, and the most self-determining thing you can do in comedy is stand-up.

— Neal Brennan

I'm obsessive, I'm a control freak, I get snappy with people.

— Neal Brennan