Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it. — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world. — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions. — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
“There are no travellers now, only tourists. A traveller comes to see a reality that is there already. A tourist comes only to see… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Oh, it must be wonderful to be educated. What does it feel like?' 'It's like having an operation,' said Treece. 'You don't know you've… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world. — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
“After all, the function of a vacation is regenerative, not luxurious. It's to restore our equipment so that we can live our ordinary lives… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world. — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Madness, genius, originality - it's all the same thing; it's a breaking of our normal value structure and the substitution of another one.” — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
