You see a lot of sketch variety shows where each segment is one joke that they repeat over and over and over again, and the sketches are always three or four minutes too long. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons'… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
ABC is owned by Disney, so it's a little more conservative than Adult Swim. Polar opposites. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome… — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
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