Sketch Shows Quotes by Lee Evans

All I'm interested in is being creative and working with creative people.

— Lee Evans

Yeah, we toured the Orkneys once. In a tiny biplane which they shot out of a catapult. And then we got off the plane.…

— Lee Evans

When I was a kid I sort of sat in a darkened room a lot of the time. I was very lonely and I…

— Lee Evans

I take the bins out, do the washing-up and all the run-of-the-mill things like that and that's how I like it to be.

— Lee Evans

Me and the missus have come a long way since our first flat in Southend. When I first came to London I looked in…

— Lee Evans

When I'm at home I'm Lee, I take out the rubbish and I take Molly to school in the mornings. When I'm working, I…

— Lee Evans

It's a real honour to be the first comedian to play the O2 which will be the single biggest gig of my career.

— Lee Evans

I wouldn't like to say what I've turned down - they've been huge successes. But I don't mind because I didn't want to do…

— Lee Evans

Endgame' has a definite association with my life. I see Hamm as The Establishment and me as the monkey boy who comes out with…

— Lee Evans

We never stayed anywhere for long. Southport, Blackpool, Bristol, Essex - we moved all the time. I went to dozens of schools. I was…

— Lee Evans

My ambition isn't just to be successful in showbusiness - it's to be a successful person.

— Lee Evans

I've done every kind of student gig going, where you get beat up, spat out, chucked out, and your car nicked. Working on a…

— Lee Evans

It's true that Scottish audiences are harder to impress but, if they like you, they're very passionate.

— Lee Evans

I will never go back to Hollywood. It was like a nightmare. I enjoyed it at the time, but I wanted to be back…

— Lee Evans

The Magic Roundabout' has become something of a national treasure.

— Lee Evans