Silly Quotes · Page 37

If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball…

— Joey Jordison

Everyone that we disagree with is a racist and a homophobe and Islamophobe and a bigot. It's just silly. It's lazy thinking,…

— Dave Rubin

That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper.

— Barack Obama

There's art that I think is pretty silly, but it doesn't get under my skin like it used to.

— Joe Bradley

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

— Mike Myers

I am not that silly romantic you think.I don't want shooting stars or diamonds.I wanna fall asleep and wake up knowing my…

— Destiny Dreams

There's this expression called postmodernism, which is kind of silly, and destroys a perfectly good word called modern, which now no longer…

— Twyla Tharp

Well, I like to have fun and be silly, and a lot of people who know me know I joke a lot…

— Marvin Bagley III

My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You…

— Andre Bauer

You always feel quite vulnerable when you're naked on a set. You feel quite silly, actually. And with the green screen around…

— Eva Green

With fashion, my mother was an icon, but she never lived it in the sense that she was never obsessed with fashion.…

— Lou Doillon

NFL owners should quit worrying about silly things like players celebrating in the end zone. They should give them something to really…

— O. J. Simpson

Everybody would like to be good, that's the silly thing, everybody always likes it when they're having a nice time or when…

— George Harrison

My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…

— Dennis Miller

Loud laughter is the mirth of the mob, who are only pleased with silly things; for true Wit or good Sense never…

— Lord Chesterfield

…* to know a lot of people I love pieces of, and to want to synthesize those pieces in me somehow, be…

— Sylvia Plath

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew…

— George Bird Evans

“Have you ever been at a point that you don't know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy…

— Eric Mayes

I'm just a Trump supporter who is fiscally conservative, socially liberal, and refuses to kowtow to the PC Left and their silly…

— Gavin McInnes

I don't like a perfect person, I just want someone to act silly with, someone treats well and love for being me…

— Katrina

It's great when you can write a meaningful song that touches people, but sometimes you just wanna have fun and sing a…

— Carrie Underwood

There is something silly about grown men and women striving to reduce their vision of themselves and of civilization to bean counting.

— John Ralston Saul

When I was doing stand-up, there were a lot of things I talked about that seemed very silly but were therapeutic.

— Alex Borstein

If I were a cat, I'd make love with a door mat; if I were a frog, I'd make love with a…

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being…

— Jerome K. Jerome

How silly people were to eat. They thought they needed food for energy, but they didn't. Energy came from will, from self-control.

— Steven Levenkron

The word 'silly' derives from the Greek 'selig' meaning 'blessed.' There is something sacred in being able to be silly.

— Paul Pearsall

If we immerse ourselves in the ultimate good, we will have this silly smile on our face or perhaps just inside our…

— Frederick Lenz

Women and Washing Machines are similar in a way, you have to use your hands in their absence.

— Anonymous

Burning Ants. As a kid: oh, no! the city of Townsville is on Fire! Now: hey! where are you going!? COME AVENGE…

— Nutella Umbrella

All the negatives, the flags for the personal fouls and silly stuff after the play, that takes a toll. People don't want…

— Travis Kelce

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning…

— Ernest Cline

I'm a blues guy at heart, so silly music isn't generally what I do. I'm a I'll-cry-as-my-guitar-gently-weeps kind of guy.

— Coy Bowles

I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.

— Guy Clark

I didn't want to start aiming for fame. It would be silly to not have entertained offers.

— Adam Granduciel

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

— David Sarnoff

I'll run through things over and over and over again in my head and think, "How could I have done that better?"…

— Bryce Dallas Howard

When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems.

— Charles Bukowski

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said…

— Woody Allen

The effort of using machines to mimic the human mind has always struck me as rather silly. I would rather use them…

— Edsger Dijkstra